The Sorry State of Collegiate Exploration

There's no place left to explore anyone.  I've wandered all over this campus, except in the Village, but there I'm a bit afraid of drunks and of facing the scrutiny of Public Safety.  Otherwise I've been in every residence hall and just about every corner of the academic complex.  I examined the new Spiritual Center just a few minutes ago.  That leaves only the Village and the athletic fields (for those I have to cross Route 202), and neither really inspires my explorer instinct.