So, after my lovely AP testing experience, I decided to take out some of my AP Rage by mowing large sections of the lawn with my non-self-propelled push mower. Then, sore and exhausted, I decided to finish the job in Grand Theft Auto IV, where I released more AP Rage in bullets and grenades for an hour and a half. All in all, I had two instances of six star wanted levels--very impressive feats, but then again, 1000+ rounds of SMG ammo in a (virtual) fast food restaurant will really take you places.
Now you must think I am a serial killer. All those violent video games---Halo, GTA, Mario Kart--must be getting to my head, and, as we all know, anything fun is subversive, immoral, and indicative of a serious mental disorder. But before you call in the cops and have me arrested or sent off to the loony bin, I want the opportunity to at least present my proposal for the next four weeks...please don't spoil my fun...
John Quincy Adams, the sixth President of the United States. If he was unsuited for politics, his duty and conscience made him so.
3 comments:
Monk! I, too, play such subversive games. Alas, I only own Vice City from the GTA games. I guess I don't keep up with video game technology as i do with other things. As for the AP testing, at least you survived. :)
I hope you ALL survived!
Zeus, speak not of such technological antiquity! Indeed, I got the PlayStation 2 only after they released the PS3, and if I kicked this computer I'm typing on, it might return to the dust from whence it came!
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